Food Service Epic: Catalog

Catalog

11/12/2014

 “Sandwich – what kind of bread? A white hoagie?

What would you like on that? You want turkey?

Would you like anything else with that? Some ham?

Is that everything? Some bacon? Damn

We don’t have that today. Calm down. There is

Other stuff. All the meats? These sandwiches

Are bad. They drip in oil and grease. What cheese?

Some pepper jack? Alright.” “Yeah, toasted please.”

“It’s done. Now what kind of veggies would you

Like on your sandwich? Look at the menu,

Alright?” “Lettuce, onion, well, uh, let’s see.

How about tomato? Or possibly

Olives.” “None.” “Well. Banana peppers and

Jalapeños.” “So much Greed that I’m mad.

They can’t hold back. What sauce do you want?”

“Chipotle and some ranch.” “Done. Such treatment.

The customers are so very mean and rude.

Why can’t we all have a good attitude?”